You’ve SUCH a Puny Little Cock!

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I’m always amused by men who can only wield a Pathetic Tiny Dick – something quite useless and unfit for the purpose designed! Indeed the fact that most of you are indeed in deep denial of your lack of endowment really creases Mistress up! So, what part of undersized don’t you losers get?

So – are you proud of your Tiny Dick?!

So there we have it – tiny little willies only fit to be vilified and mocked, yes that really is about the size of things! All of this you of course know, deep inside you know that little peanut is completely useless. You couldn’t knock the skin of a rice pudding with little Puny Little Cock, let alone satisfy a real woman. The fact that you have to sit down to piss says it all, you can’t even hold that ridiculous little stump like a proper man!

For those of you even more unfortunate losers who just possess a PUNY Little CocK, I’d be seriously thinking about putting that little Tom Thumb dick into chastity – after all that way you might not disappoint any women who could be hoping that you’re packing something worthwhile, instead of just a tiny dick! When you call our humiliating SPH line be sure to tell your Mistress exactly how small your Tiny Dick actually is. Right from the start, got that, there’s no need to be coy as well as being useless!!

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